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Holaaaaaa. I'm SLEEEEEPY. It's 5am and I just finished my drawing.

But first have some progress shots I uploaded earlier of his eye. Weee.








I thickened his eyeliner a bunch later, but yeah w/e

I only uploaded prog. shots of the eyes because they're what I'm most proud of lmao.



I linked Abbi the pictures of his eyes, and she was so proud of me she asked if she could set it as her display on MSN xDDD

..So yeah I changed mine to match hers cuz I'm gay.


But yesss, this is the finished article.



I found the hair REALLY REALLY hard to do, it's fucking blue, yellow, orange, white, grey, brown, turquoise, blonde, black and brown. So I kinda got lazy there BUUUUT otherwise very happy with it.

...*Sigh* I've officially run out of films to watch now ;A;

Aha also, as it's 5am birds have started singing. I have no idea why but the noise of birds singing while I'm trying to sleep really sets me on edge, but I have no issue whatsoever with bats squeaking at me right outside my window.

Right.

Goodnight all. </3

HOKEY DOKEY FOLKIES. I was working on this from half past midnight on the 7th, til 4:50 am on the 7th, then I woke up at 11, and worked on it alllll day. It's 3:25am and I'm kinda done now! Eh, about 16/17 hours is that? Sth like that.



Yeaaaaah I've never done anything in Photoshop from scratch before, disregarding Poopy in the sunglasses yesterday xD (Even though he started life in Paint). I'm quite happy with how it came out. ..I just wrote a big paragraph on here of what I didn't like about it, but I just deleted it because I should be happy with what I got in the end I spose >.<

OK. 3:30am, sleep time. Gotta see Nick tomorrow. JOYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ;A; And there won't even be any fucking alcohol.

..yeah sleep now.

NIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

Hokay! So as Bob and Bail know, I've been working on a picture of Ryuutarou "perfecting his Karyu cosplay". (...)
I started this around 3 o clock, it's now 11:11pm, and I'm ready to post it xD

I don't remember why but I drew Ryuu with some of Karyu's stuff on in MS Paint:




So then I was like, "Huh, I should put some shading on his belly a little bit."

....8 hours later, this happened:


He's a big fuzzy wuzzy kitty now!

I came up with like 85 out of these 100. The rest of the credit goes to Pud and Abbi.
NB: We emailed this list to Nippon Project re: the D'espairsRay questions competition. It took a good 4 hours to come up with 100. My favourites listed below.

1. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your sheets?
2. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your food when you weren't looking?
3. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your toilet?
4. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your gym bag?
5. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your guitar case?
6. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your balcony?
7. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped behind the sofa?
8. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped under the coffee table?
9. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your underwear draw?
10. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your AC unit?
11. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped behind the TV?
12. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your laundry
13. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in one of your potted plants?
14. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your shoe?
15. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your friend's shoe but they were too polite to say anything?
16. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your hat?
17. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your wine rack?
18. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your sunglasses?
19. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your jewelery box?
20. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped inside your acoustic guitar?
21. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your delicious deli record deal contract?
22. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your car keys?
23. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the sink?
24. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the washing machine?
25. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the dishwasher?
26. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your macbook?
27. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the shower just before you were about to use it?
28. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the carpet?
29. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your saucepans?
30. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your cutlery draw?
31. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your box of family photographs?
32. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the bathroom floor and you slipped on it?
33. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped infront of your friends at a dinner party?
34. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your lap
35. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your friend
36. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped and disguised it as chocolate?
37. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on webcam?
38. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your bedroom while you were trying to do someone?
39. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your keyboard?
40. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the bonnet of your car?
41. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped under the break peddle of your car?
42. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the driver's seat?
43. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the bucket you use to wash your car?
44. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the bin lid?
45. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your shopping bags?
46. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the fridge?
47. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped himself?
48. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the microwave then set it to high and pressed start?
49. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the neighbour's cat?
50. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the gift you just bought your newborn nephew?
51. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the pages of a book you havent read?
52. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the toaster?
53. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your umbrella?
54. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your DVD tray?
55. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your box of tissues?
56. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your fruitbowl?
57. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your scooter?
58. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your toothbrush?
59. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the neighbour's paddling pool?
60. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the shed?
61. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your nintendo Wii?
62. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your plane tickets the day before you go to Europe?
63. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the engagment ring you planned on giving someone?
64. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your hairbrush and you didn't notice until it was too late?
65. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your pillow
66. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your guest room?
67. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your head whilst you were asleep?
68. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your sleeping bag?
69. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your doormat?
70. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your cigarette packet?
71. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your ashtray?
72. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the porno you borrowed from Hizumi?
73. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped JUST to annoy you?
74. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the medication the vet gave you to stop him pooping?
75. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the scanner and pressed 'scan'?
76. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped and regretted it?
77. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped four inches away from the litterbox?
78. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in his own food to show his disgust when you tried to buy him the cheaper stuff?
79. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in his own food when you came home late and fed him?
80. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped right in front of you then walked away in disgust when you came home late?
81. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on you because he was jealous you smelt like women?
82. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on every single one of your mangas when you paid them more attention than him?
83. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped underneath a cushion?
84. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the background while you were filming a PV?
85. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped inside a cardboard box?
86. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your passport?
87. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your parent's floor?
88. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your bath?
89. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on msn?
90. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped midway through a film you were enjoying just so you would have to stop and clean it up?
91. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your monthly FC drawing just as you were about to finish?
92. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped next to the air freshner just to make a statement?
93. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped so hard that it ripped a hole in the space time continuum?
94. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the shape of another animal?
95. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on Chuck Norris?
96. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your mint condition copy of Final Fantasy VII?
97. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped onstage during a live performance?
98. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the mouse you told him to catch?
99. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the hood of your coat?
100. Has Karyu's cat EVER pooped in his litter box?
101. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in your underwear and you put it on without realizing?
102. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped and thrown up at the same time?
103. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped then thrown up on it because of the smell?
104. Has Karyu's cat ever pooped then wanked on it?
105.  Has Karyu's cat ever pooped while eating?

By Kai.
By Bailey.
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My favourites are:
Has Karyu's cat ever jumped on the table and pooped while you were hosting a dinner party?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the background of the PV you were shooting?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in front of you and walked away in disgust when you came home late?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in his own food when you came home late and fed him?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on the medication the vet gave you to stop him pooping?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped in the scanner and pressed 'scan'?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your hairbrush and you didn't notice until it was too late?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your plane tickets the day before you went to Europe?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped under the break peddle of your car?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on webcam?
Has Karyu's cat ever pooped on your lap?

Written by Abigail Grove, aged 15 3/4.
NB: All spelling mistakes are intentional, I wrote it down exactly how she did, ### indicates scratched out text.

"OK! ...I’m gonna make you give me the oth pen   back now... ooo .. Yeah I’de like to see you put that case back together. She might have said it was the wrong case ... I wasnt really listening.... ooo £2.10.... No I don’t want any grass thankyou Charlotte ... TSUKASA likes JackDaniels..OMG this stuff smells nice ... ok this isn’t my normal handwriting , cause my normal handwriting is like a spider ran across the page wearing rollerskates apparently ... confusing what the real... Hizumi is such a retard , should employ Charlotte ..., it gets worse ... You should wait til the dark so we can set the can on fire ##, Burn it an drink from it...! I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT!!!..... But probably wont hm2 My bag is called Shepe.. ‘sheh – peh’ .. emu .. you’re a REDEEMER fan! ...oh yeh, we converted you ^^ Gosh my sleeve smells so nice... 4Days til your b’day ... shit ... ok your presents in the post ... (but not really...) .. Your can is covered in coffee L i want sunset, ..Down Down! fricking christmas and turkey and a pool.. YUM bastard! . oh wait you got got burgled .. ok ^^ wait SORRY .. light black.. shoves a screwdriver down where? , I trod on my own toe... I am NOT making out with you, I AM A GOOD GIR#L! Fire is good. I swear I would kill someone for anything of D’espairsRay! Weeeeee, lost the pen under the bed under the bed.. and you need the toilet.. bre... cant remember.. CONNECTION! Text me, remind me to bring ZooLANDER BYTXT. DAVID BOWIE’S CROTCH! You’ve got it from another ... 1 hour and a half. The more I listen to everyone the more I realise I didn’t have a childhood... lets not go into semantle street and the puppet ... apparently you 2 dont remember that ...R it just looks like ### a wild rat I will be amazed if you can understand any of this, GOD I LOVE HIS TAIL I WANT A CHILD HOOD!
RAT!
By the way I have no idea what you ## have been talking about for the past half hour! Idk wether to sleep here tonight. I got hiccups. ....BTW... NOPE no idea what you’re talking about.    I think its something about a hamster ......toothpicks############################# #### ##### ## Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehichle .... train. But he cant drive a plan? cause you know I’de run someone over, repeatedly! ,, on purpose ....."

 

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